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Berlioz
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Join date : 2010-01-16
Age : 34
Location : Earth
 |  Subject: Chuck Norris Facts. Thu Jan 21, 2010 12:10 pm | |
| Oh yes, I love these things. So here I go.
Chuck Norris once took part in a pissing contest outside of a bar. His opponent drowned. | |
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Berlioz
Posts : 106
Join date : 2010-01-16
Age : 34
Location : Earth
| | Subject: .. Thu Jan 21, 2010 12:11 pm | |
| When Chuck Norris does a push up, he is not pushing himself up, but rather pushing the Earth down. | |
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Berlioz
Posts : 106
Join date : 2010-01-16
Age : 34
Location : Earth
| | Subject: .. Thu Jan 21, 2010 12:12 pm | |
| Chuck Norris is the only man in the world that can roundhouse kick you in the back of the face. | |
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Berlioz
Posts : 106
Join date : 2010-01-16
Age : 34
Location : Earth
| | Subject: .. Thu Jan 21, 2010 12:12 pm | |
| Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird. | |
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BsTChaoS
Posts : 144
Join date : 2010-01-14
Location : Miami, FL
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Berlioz
Posts : 106
Join date : 2010-01-16
Age : 34
Location : Earth
| | Subject: .. Thu Jan 21, 2010 9:19 pm | |
| Lol I'm pro in this area.
Chuck Norris can detect many human emotions. All from Fear, Sorrow, Rage, and Happiness. Chuck Norris can also detect Hope, as in, I hope I don't get roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris. | |
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Admin
Admin
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Join date : 2010-01-13
| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts. Fri Jan 22, 2010 4:11 am | |
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Berlioz
Posts : 106
Join date : 2010-01-16
Age : 34
Location : Earth
| | Subject: .. Fri Jan 22, 2010 8:42 am | |
| Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky. | |
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Berlioz
Posts : 106
Join date : 2010-01-16
Age : 34
Location : Earth
| | Subject: .. Fri Jan 22, 2010 8:49 am | |
| Actually that last one was kinda lame.... here is a better one.
It is better to give than receive, this is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. | |
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BsTChaoS
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Location : Miami, FL
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Berlioz
Posts : 106
Join date : 2010-01-16
Age : 34
Location : Earth
| | Subject: .. Fri Jan 22, 2010 6:30 pm | |
| Bah, nobody has any good jokes? None at all? | |
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Ghaengel
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Join date : 2010-01-13
Age : 32
Location : Argentina
| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts. Mon Jan 25, 2010 2:25 pm | |
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HazaStaff
Posts : 4
Join date : 2010-02-27
| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts. Fri Mar 19, 2010 8:22 pm | |
| if you have 5$ and chuck norris has 5$ chuck has more money
and if you google chuck norris it says that you don't find chuck chuck finds you | |
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