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PostSubject: Chuck Norris Facts.   Thu Jan 21, 2010 12:10 pm

Oh yes, I love these things. So here I go.


Chuck Norris once took part in a pissing contest outside of a bar. His opponent drowned.
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PostSubject: ..   Thu Jan 21, 2010 12:11 pm

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he is not pushing himself up, but rather pushing the Earth down.
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PostSubject: ..   Thu Jan 21, 2010 12:12 pm

Chuck Norris is the only man in the world that can roundhouse kick you in the back of the face.
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PostSubject: ..   Thu Jan 21, 2010 12:12 pm

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts.   Thu Jan 21, 2010 2:15 pm

lolz those are some funny ones Smile I try to remember some but I can't Razz
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PostSubject: ..   Thu Jan 21, 2010 9:19 pm

Lol I'm pro in this area.

Chuck Norris can detect many human emotions. All from Fear, Sorrow, Rage, and Happiness. Chuck Norris can also detect Hope, as in, I hope I don't get roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris.
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts.   Fri Jan 22, 2010 4:11 am

lol
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PostSubject: ..   Fri Jan 22, 2010 8:42 am

Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.
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PostSubject: ..   Fri Jan 22, 2010 8:49 am

Actually that last one was kinda lame.... here is a better one.

It is better to give than receive, this is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts.   Fri Jan 22, 2010 5:32 pm

lmao...Smile
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PostSubject: ..   Fri Jan 22, 2010 6:30 pm

Bah, nobody has any good jokes? None at all?
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts.   Mon Jan 25, 2010 2:25 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts.   Fri Mar 19, 2010 8:22 pm

if you have 5$ and chuck norris has 5$ chuck has more money
and if you google chuck norris it says that you don't find chuck chuck finds you
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